Tuesday, December 14, 2010

10 Pick up Lines All BIM Managers Must Know

If you lack a sense of humor or are easily offended then click an ad to the right and avoid reading this post! There will be other posts later that actually have a point!

As you can imagine, I have a lot of friends (pause) that poke fun at my line of work (I'm from Austin Texas). So I got into a bit of a challenge in comparing how my profession can just as easily be compared to theirs in terms of pick up lines to use at a bar. So here's the top ten pick up lines that ALL BIM managers need to know:

10.) These hands aren't just for constraining forms

9.) Have you ever been with a BIM Manager?

8.) All my models make it to stardom!

7.) Your forms are constrained quite efficiently

6.) I'm an expert at starting complex families...

5.) You have eyes that shine like the most elaborate curtainwall on the most perfect summer day

4.) You're more beautiful than any building I've ever modeled

3.) Speaking of Models, you're one of the best I've ever managed

2.) Has anyone ever 3D modeled you before?

1.) Wanna come back to my place and check out some sweet renderings?


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  2. "Would you Like to to 'Synchronize with Central"... How could I have missed that one?!?!.... hahaha

  3. "Normally, I never do this; however, in your case, I would be willing to remove all of your constraints."

  4. I should warn you, I've been known to break families